I just love when teeny-boppers call *my* cell phone and give me attitude and lip. Here’s how the call went: (remember her voice was high-pitched and attitudey in that way only a teenage girl can pull off)

Me: Hello? (I didn’t know the number.)
TB (Teeny-Bopper): Hi!
Me: Uh…hi?
TB: Hi! (can’t you just picture her doing that head bobble thing?)
Me: Ummm…
TB: (catching on): Uh…who are YOU?
(remember she called ME!)
Me: Who are you looking for?
TB: Oh, for-get it! (click)

Yeah, so I just love getting those phone calls.

(That’s sarcasm by the way.)